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...Florida Dog Puts Car in Reverse, Drives in Circles for an Hour
ktla ^ | 11/22/2019

Posted on 11/22/2019 10:29:10 AM PST by BenLurkin

The owner, who asked to remain anonymous, had left his car running in the street when the dog changed gears and didn’t stop driving for almost an hour, Port St. Lucie Police said.

The community escaped injury save for the mailbox, which the owner promised to fix.

As for the dog, it’s impossible to know its thoughts behind the wheel. Did it jump at the chance for a joyride and a fleeting taste of freedom? Or was this all a harrowing accident as the dog felt all control slip through its paws?

Sabol, for one, was impressed.

“They should give that thing a license.”

(Excerpt) Read more at ktla.com ...


TOPICS: Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: florida; floridadog; suzuki
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1 posted on 11/22/2019 10:29:10 AM PST by BenLurkin
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First there was Florida Man, now Florida Dog!


2 posted on 11/22/2019 10:29:39 AM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: BenLurkin

well that’s one way to chase it’s tail without getting tired-


3 posted on 11/22/2019 10:30:14 AM PST by Bob434
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To: BenLurkin

Toonces the Dog? I dunno know about that ...


4 posted on 11/22/2019 10:31:31 AM PST by ClearCase_guy (If White Privilege is real, why did Elizabeth Warren lie about being an Indian?)
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To: BenLurkin

1 million views on DogTube


5 posted on 11/22/2019 10:33:37 AM PST by bigbob (Trust Trump. Trust the Plan.)
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To: BenLurkin

Women drivers ;-)


6 posted on 11/22/2019 10:33:48 AM PST by TomServo
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To: dfwgator

Genius!


7 posted on 11/22/2019 10:34:19 AM PST by MNJohnnie (They would have to abandon leftism to achieve sanity. Freeper Olog-hai)
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To: BenLurkin

When the cops showed up at least there would be donuts...


8 posted on 11/22/2019 10:34:57 AM PST by chajin ("There is no other name under heaven given among people by which we must be saved." Acts 4:12)
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To: dfwgator

Now we know what a dog does when he catches a car!!


9 posted on 11/22/2019 10:34:59 AM PST by Waverunner (I'd like to welcome our new overlords, say hello to my little friend)
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10 posted on 11/22/2019 10:36:06 AM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: BenLurkin

Hi.

Florida is turning into the cereal state.

5.56mm


11 posted on 11/22/2019 10:41:00 AM PST by M Kehoe (DRAIN THE SWAMP! BUILD THE WALL!)
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To: BenLurkin

Go Dog Go!!!


12 posted on 11/22/2019 10:44:14 AM PST by DannyTN
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Nice!


13 posted on 11/22/2019 10:44:52 AM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
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To: BenLurkin

So, the dog had its paw on the gas pedal?


14 posted on 11/22/2019 10:45:09 AM PST by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it")
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To: BenLurkin

You’d think the cops could at least stop the car, based on the fact the dog was not wearing a seat belt.


15 posted on 11/22/2019 10:48:16 AM PST by C210N (If you dislike productive billionaires, be 1,000 times more suspect of one confiscatory trillionaire)
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To: BenLurkin

Sounds unlikely given the canine lack of thumbs.


16 posted on 11/22/2019 10:49:07 AM PST by ifinnegan (Democrats kill babies and harvest their organs to sell)
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To: BenLurkin

Wheeeeeeee!!!

Now he’s figured out how to go for a ride anytime.


17 posted on 11/22/2019 10:50:15 AM PST by bgill
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To: BenLurkin

Another case for manual transmissions.


18 posted on 11/22/2019 10:50:36 AM PST by wally_bert (Your methods were a little incomplete, you too for that matter.)
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To: Jamestown1630

Dogs do drive.... Remember the Subaru ad?
19 posted on 11/22/2019 10:53:15 AM PST by BigEdLB (BigEdLB, Russian BOT, At your service)
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To: Jamestown1630
Not only that, he was smart enough to put his paw on the brake pedal to be able to get it into reverse.

"Nothing to it...it's right there on page 247 of the Owner's Manual."

20 posted on 11/22/2019 10:53:51 AM PST by ProtectOurFreedom
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