Upon finding a clearly plagiarized paper, I called the student into my office. Pointing to my computer screen, I said, I found your entire paper online. Do you have anything you want to say about that?
Her angry response: Well, I paid my sister to write it, but I didnt think shed plagiarize!
1 posted on
12/12/2019 7:24:22 AM PST by
sodpoodle
To: sodpoodle
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.
2 posted on
12/12/2019 7:35:24 AM PST by
Quality_Not_Quantity
(A law means nothing if it isnÂ’t followed.)
To: sodpoodle
While waiting in the emergency room waiting area (the wait was LONG) another lady said, “I don’t know why this takes so long. It’s not like we’re here for our health!”
3 posted on
12/12/2019 7:42:12 AM PST by
rfreedom4u
(The root word of vigilante is vigilant!)
To: sodpoodle
Why doesnt Peter Strzok use bookmarks?
Because he just bends over a page...
4 posted on
12/12/2019 7:46:05 AM PST by
Manic_Episode
(Some days, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps...)
To: sodpoodle
A man goes to the zoo. The only animal in the whole zoo is a dog. It’s a shih tzu.
8 posted on
12/12/2019 7:59:15 AM PST by
Quilla
To: sodpoodle
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
9 posted on
12/12/2019 8:12:13 AM PST by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(In an age of artificial intelligence, teachers are creating artificial stupidity.)
To: sodpoodle
Two cannibals are having supper and one says: "I hate my mother in law!"
His friend replies: "So, try the potatoes".
12 posted on
12/12/2019 8:55:21 AM PST by
dainbramaged
(Eenie meenie chili beanie, the spirits are about to speak!)
To: sodpoodle
What is Santa Claus's nationality?
North Polish.
To: sodpoodle
The homework assignment for my Spanish class was to write a paragraph. When I returned their papers, I asked one student if he had used Google Translate or any other online translator to write his paper. He categorically denied doing so. That led to my next question: Then why is this in French?
I actually had this happen. Students were to write definitions for vocabulary words/phrases. Of course many use the glossary. The kid used the Spanish vocabulary and wrote a whole page in Spanishhe didn’t notice. I then realized that having kids define words was pointless to their learning themat least for some of them.
15 posted on
12/12/2019 10:13:13 AM PST by
hanamizu
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