Bizarre...but then again:
The scam is that this is not a Nigerian scam posing as a Nigerian scam.
Sounds like a postmodern children’s novel
Buttygoop and the Gay Nigerian Princes
What’s funny is the person who discovered this is apparently a Sanders supporter.
SOP CIA psyops ...
Attn: Beneficiary,
This is to Officially inform you that it has come to our notice and we have thoroughly Investigated with the help of our Intelligence Monitoring Network System that you are having an illegal Transaction with Impostors claiming to be Prof. Charles C. Soludo of the Central Bank Of Nigeria, Mr. Patrick Aziza, Mr Frank Nweke, none officials of Oceanic Bank, Zenith Banks, kelvin Young of HSBC, Ben of Fedex,Ibrahim Sule,Larry Christopher, Puppy Scammers are impostors claiming to be the Federal Bureau Of Investigation. During our Investigation, we noticed that the reason why you have not received your payment is because you have not fulfilled your Financial Obligation given to you in respect of your Contract/Inheritance Payment.
Therefore, we have contacted the Federal Ministry Of Finance on your behalf and they have brought a solution to your problem by cordinating your payment in total USD$11,000.000.00 in an ATM CARD which you can use to withdraw money from any ATM MACHINE CENTER anywhere in the world with a maximum of $4000 to $5000 United States Dollars daily. You now have the lawful right to claim your fund in an ATM CARD.
Since the Federal Bureau of Investigation is involved in this transaction, you have to be rest assured for this is 100% risk free it is our duty to protect the American Citizens. All I want you to do is to contact the ATM CARD CENTER via email for their requirements to proceed and procure your Approval Slip on your behalf which will cost you $200.00 only and note that your Approval Slip which contains details of the agent who will process your transaction.
We order you get back to this office after you have contacted the ATM SWIFT CARD CENTER and we do await your response so we can move on with our Investigation and make sure your ATM SWIFT CARD gets to you.
FBI Director Robert S.Mueller III.
This is brilliant!
I suppose that most of you folks care almost as much who some random Nigerian thinks should be the US President as you do who Alyssa Milano wants you to vote for.
Pete’s CIA training be applied domestically.
That pic is funny!
Lis Smith is Eliot Spitzer’s girlfriend, if they’re still dating.
I will check with my tribe and see if they have a voodoo incantation to set things right.
BTW - Nigerian Mama says “MAGA Trump 2020”