Posted on 02/29/2020 9:56:08 AM PST by EdnaMode
lol -
Joe: For the last time, I’m pretty sure what’s killing the crops is this Brawndo stuff.
Secretary of State: But Brawndo’s got what plants crave. It’s got electrolytes.
Attorney General: “So wait a minute. What you’re saying is that you want us to put water on the crops.
Joe: Yes.
Attorney General: Water. Like out the toilet?
Joe: Well, I mean, it doesn’t have to be out of the toilet, but, yeah, that’s the idea.
Secretary of State: But Brawndo’s got what plants crave.
Attorney General: It’s got electrolytes.
Joe: Okay, look. The plants aren’t growing, so I’m pretty sure that the Brawndo’s not working. Now, I’m no botanist, but I do know that if you put water on plants, they grow.
Secretary of Energy: Well, I’ve never seen no plants grow out of no toilet.
Remember the weight loss candies called AIDS? Yep, a virus wiped them out too.
That has GOT to be the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.
They should consider announcing they are donating 10% of proceeds to fighting the corona virus until it is under control.
Those old Toyotas were built like tanks. Sorry for the change of topic, but my topic is much more interesting than the original topic.
I won’t buy Corona beer. But not because of this.
I don’t buy it because when I drink beer, it’s usually IPA or German beer. If I’m in the market for Mexican beer, Dos Equis is better.
pizz water...
More proof of how dumb a large portion of the electorate is. These people are not low information voters, they are no information voters.
JoMa
Progressives no doubt.
I think many of them must be trolling the pollsters.
I would. And I do.
Coincidence?
So many candidates.
Beer sales are going up, while number of people willing to engage in snark is going up?
Well, these are the kind of people who get 100% of their political news from Stephen Colbert, so... :)
In actual numbers, more than 50% of those who took the time to vote, voted
for Hillary Clinton.
NOW THAT was hard to believe.
true -_-
Milwaukee, the convention that will make America stagger.
The Bernie bros will have a Blatz in Milwaukee while Bernie is enjoying his High Life and Buttigieg enjoys his Weekend at Louie’s. Meanwhile, Joe is giving a third grader a Sproose, Amy is having a Klisch and Warren is downing a pale ale. Tim is looking for a Happy Place and Mike’s debate practice is Schlitz.
Give me a Pacifico or Modelo.
And they vote !
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