Covid 19 and sex. Now I can laugh about the reporting. Social Distancing at 6 feet apart means no close contact. If you have to have your jollies experienced use common sense. Looks like hookers, prostitutes and escort services will be getting some of the 2 Trillion stimulus too. ( No pun intended).
Another site had someone post in the comments section on Coronavirus, an X-rated cartoon chart of different positions which would allow the participants’ faces to remain 1.5 meters apart during sexual activity, and other positions with a line through them which were unsafe.
What made it funny was they had to remind you not to kiss, and (get this) “be sure to wash your hands afterwards”.
I’d think the horse would be out of the barn by that point...