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Wild Leopard Wanders Into Hospital Bathroom
UPI ^
| APRIL 16, 2020
| Ben Hooper
Posted on 04/16/2020 1:26:01 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: mewzilla
Anyone missing an intercostal clavicle?Wow I am amazed, Oh David, Oh David!
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posted on
04/16/2020 2:01:41 PM PDT
by
higgmeister
( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken)
To: higgmeister
I can’t give you anything but love, baby....
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posted on
04/16/2020 2:04:13 PM PDT
by
mewzilla
(Break out the mustard seeds.)
To: mewzilla
No such thing as a domesticated leopard. Just one that is currently under control.
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posted on
04/16/2020 2:05:50 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Leave it to me to be holdin' the matches when the fire truck shows up & there's nobody else to blame)
To: albie
Kinda like alligators in Florida.
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posted on
04/16/2020 2:05:58 PM PDT
by
6ppc
(Democrats would have to climb Everest to reach the level of "scum of the earth")
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
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posted on
04/16/2020 2:07:05 PM PDT
by
mewzilla
(Break out the mustard seeds.)
To: lee martell
"Did he at least flush the bowl?"
After he drank from it.
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posted on
04/16/2020 2:09:24 PM PDT
by
mass55th
("Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway." ~~ John Wayne)
To: Campion
LOL! I got to that line, and said “What the heck?”
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posted on
04/16/2020 2:10:06 PM PDT
by
mass55th
("Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway." ~~ John Wayne)
To: catnipman
Carole Baskin is available.....for now.
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posted on
04/16/2020 2:12:33 PM PDT
by
llevrok
(Avoid the virus. Don't touch strange knobs.)
To: mewzilla
Okay, I'm confused.
Not hard to do these days I admit.
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posted on
04/16/2020 2:13:28 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Leave it to me to be holdin' the matches when the fire truck shows up & there's nobody else to blame)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
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posted on
04/16/2020 2:19:30 PM PDT
by
mewzilla
(Break out the mustard seeds.)
To: nickcarraway
Leopard walks into hosp[ital bathroom …….
Probably a joke somewhere in this
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posted on
04/16/2020 2:30:55 PM PDT
by
njslim
To: nickcarraway
“Phil, there’s a tiger in the bathroom”.
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posted on
04/16/2020 2:35:00 PM PDT
by
bramps
(It's the Islam, stupid!)
To: mewzilla
Me too. I love it. It tickles me in the intercostal clavicle.
To: nickcarraway
If Hollyweird still made movies that were that much fun, I’d still be going to the cinema.
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posted on
04/16/2020 2:41:53 PM PDT
by
mewzilla
(Break out the mustard seeds.)
To: mass55th
Stop me if you heard this one before.... A Wild Leopard Wanders Into Hospital Bathroom........
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posted on
04/16/2020 2:43:55 PM PDT
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llevrok
(Avoid the virus. Don't touch strange knobs.)
To: nickcarraway
Nancy PeLOUSY walked into an Indian bathroom with a wild leopard.
A startled attendant stopped PeLOUSY and asked, Where’d you get that jackal??
PeLOUSY said, This isn’t a jackal, it’s a wild leopard.
The attendant said, I was talking to the wild leopard.
******
(DUCKing)
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posted on
04/16/2020 2:52:03 PM PDT
by
Jane Long
(Praise God, from whom ALL blessings flow.)
To: llevrok
I thought that was... wild leopard spotted in hospital bathroom...
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posted on
04/16/2020 2:54:03 PM PDT
by
null and void
(By the pricking of my lungs, Something wicked this way comes ...)
To: nickcarraway
Leopard is one of the Big Five of African dangerous game.
“I’m sure he’s friendly.”
To: Reverend Wright
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posted on
04/16/2020 3:15:49 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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