Our face tattoos were supposed to be empowering but we were young or drunk and regret them every day

The Sun ^ | 27 Apr 2020 | Samantha Brick

[Tax-chick]

When I want to be “different,” I borrow a silly t-shirt from one of my teenagers.

[dsc]

What filth these morons be.

[piasa]

Maybe turning themselves into billboards for everyone to look at is what people do when they realize no one wants to listen to their stupidity anymore.

[littleharbour]

[sphinx]

I’m not one to casually advocate more regulation, but perhaps we should require a breathalyzer test, a 72 hour waiting period, and a signed informed consent form before getting a tat. Require the tattoo parlors to provide or pay for free removals if they disregard these regs.

[Fresh Wind]

I have been young and drunk on occasion, but I never once thought that facial tattoos were a good idea or would be “empowering” in any way.

Anyone who does this is an idiot and deserves a lifetime of menial jobs.

[know.your.why]

It wasn’t bravery, it was alcohol. -Jasmine Chance

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Some people think getting their face tattooed constitutes bravery? My body thinks rum is a food group. According to the above quote, I should be covered in ink. I’m not. Not one. No piercings either. There’s more reason to consider here than just alcohol...

[jmcenanly]

If you really need one, make certain that it is small and removable.

[outofsalt]

Oh Lydia, Oh Lydia, Have you met Lydia?
https://youtu.be/uVBBxptpSY8

[central_va]

Tattoos look good on sailors, Marines, bikers, pro wrestlers and exotic belly dancers. Everyone else stay away from the needle.

[tflabo]

Skin graffiti. Old Testament Biblical laws forbid markings on the skin.

[mad_as_he$$]

Pull the trigger you dumba$$.

[mad_as_he$$]

Any tat above the collar bone is a clear indication that the person has mental issues. Sorry but no need to apply for a job with me if I can see your neck tat.

[tflabo]

That’s such a witty talented song and dance from brothers Marx.

[chrisser]

Seems to me that if you’re really the badass that tattoos are supposed to imply in some cases, you’d give second thoughts to adopting the permanent and obvious form of incriminating visual identification that would be a tat on your face.

[SES1066]

Aaannnndddddd a short time later we have a "Florida Man" posting with his tatoos ...

"Heavily tattooed Florida man allegedly abducted, drugged, beat woman in camper"

Is this a mark of societal degeneracy? That is my opinion.

[outofsalt]

A compilation of Chico playing piano. Amazing talent

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=marx+brothers+chico+plays+piano&&view=detail&mid=E4670C543FE9EDF5EBF4E4670C543FE9EDF5EBF4&&FORM=VRDGAR&ru=%2Fvideos%2Fsearch%3Fq%3Dmarx%2Bbrothers%2Bchico%2Bplays%2Bpiano%26filters%3Dufn%253a%2522marx%2Bbrothers%2Bchico%2Bplays%2Bpiano%2522%2Bsid%253a%2522912d98bd-0b8c-0444-3672-e3027a634087%2522%2Bcatguid%253a%2522f6868e42-785c-0f72-228d-70020cefa43f_498707c2%2522%2Bsegment%253a%2522generic.carousel%2522%2Bsecq%253a%2522marx%2Bbrothers%2Bflorida%2Bby%2Bthe%2Bsea%2522%2Bpsid%253a%2522add691ae-eb54-8a8c-eb19-80e5c32c8bcd%2522%2Bsupwlcar%253a%25220%2522%2Bsegtype%253a%2522U29uZw%253d%253d%2522%26FORM%3DVRMRAL%26crslsl%3D1099%26efirst%3D1

[chrisser]

Is this a mark of societal degeneracy? That is my opinion.

That, or a very large trust fund.

[VTenigma]

Notice the pedophile tattoo above the shoe.

[Tax-chick]

I thought he was the cutest thing, back then. Actually, I still think he was cute, back then.