These reality show contestants seem to die at disproportionate rates.
You have to have a screw loose to be on a reality show!
This calls for a national lockdown.
Some times, it's just not their fault.
There was that pregnant one-time Food Network contestant and her husband that were accidentally run over by their drug-impaired home contractor. They had stopped to help him with his disabled vehicle. No good deed goes unpunished as it began working again.
He dismembered and burned their bodies in a wood stove, then pawned a portion of the decedents' belongings.