For it is written in The Book Of The Won, Chapter Won, Verse Won:
“Thou shalt not speak ill of, nor take in vain the name of Thy Lord and Savior, the Obama, the Messiah, The Won, lest thou be called racist and other diverse names besides.”
Here Endeth The Lesson.
I believe the next verse says, "Mmmm, Mmmm, Mmmm"