Since they want to pander to Democrat cry babies may I suggest;
“The Washington Bagmen”
“The Washington Unindicted Co-conspirators.”
“The Washington Pancakes.*”
“The Washington Pepperballs.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3_HhCM1Q6E
*In honor of Rachel Corrie and some Seattle protestors.
Washington Bagmen is my favorite so far.
Some college promotion guy tried to invent a statistic called “the Pancake.” I suppose it was an incident of a player flattening another player.