"Hey, so did you guys watch the Emmys?"
"Sorry, I don't know that."
"Nope."
I did not watch them, no. I heard some show about a river of poo did great and some chick I never heard of from some show that I think is about lesbians won best actress.
"Football doesn't seem so bad."
"I caught the show, great stuff, Jimmy Kimmel is a national treasure."
"Kung Flu?! I'm sorry, you can't be a character here in the comedy skit. No one likes you. Even Colon Krapernik is more popular."
"Oh come on, don't you want to hear my Ruth Bader Ginsburg jokes? They're off the hook!"
Speaking of Kung Flu, 4 NFL coaches and their teams were hit with bitchslap fines for not wearing masks on the sidelines. You guys all suited up for next week?
"Ummmhmmhmmhaha"
"Sorry, I didn't catch that."
"Hey, that's what my new teammates always say."
1 posted on
09/22/2020 8:25:47 PM PDT by
Impy
To: Bender2; big'ol_freeper; Allegra; SevenofNine; Cletus.D.Yokel; Rummyfan; Liberty Valance; ...
NFL LIVE THREAD PING, WEEK 3 Let me know if you want on/off the ping list
Picks players get your picks in!!!
Special thanks to mmichaels1970
2 posted on
09/22/2020 8:26:21 PM PDT by
Impy
(Thug Lives Splatter - China delenda est)
To: All
5 posted on
09/22/2020 8:34:32 PM PDT by
musicman
(The future is just a collection of successive nows.)
To: Impy
I heard that some team that is pathetic set a record for low TV ratings last night. Can’t remember the name.
6 posted on
09/22/2020 8:35:55 PM PDT by
SaxxonWoods
(Prediction: G. Maxwell will surprise everyone by not dying anytime soon.)
To: Impy
I’m outraged, outraged I tell ya and I won’t take it anymore!
7 posted on
09/22/2020 8:40:30 PM PDT by
PROCON
(MOLON LABE)
To: Impy
Jacksonville
Atlanta
Buffalo
Cleveland
Tennessee
Las Vegas
San Francisco
Philadelphia
Pittsburgh
Indianapolis
Los Angeles Chargers
Denver
Arizona
Seattle
New Orleans
Baltimore
Good luck to all in weak tree fiddy
T
8 posted on
09/22/2020 8:41:01 PM PDT by
teeman8r
(Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world or something)
To: Impy
I will continue to boycott the ‘woke’ NFL, but I didn’t realize that Bender2 was ailing. Prayers for his health.
9 posted on
09/22/2020 8:58:44 PM PDT by
El Cid
(Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house...)
To: Impy
16 posted on
09/22/2020 9:58:24 PM PDT by
spokeshave
(White Confederate statue kills black man......Another month of protests.... (HT to seawolf101))
To: Impy
Damn those are some lousy matchups. Only 2 games to watch (if I were watching): The Cuck Bowl (Rodgers vs. Brees) and KC-Baltimore.
17 posted on
09/22/2020 11:03:51 PM PDT by
montag813
(Nonsenze)
To: Impy
Miami at Jacksonville - Miami
Chicago at Atlanta - Atlanta
Los Angeles Rams at Buffalo - Buffalo
Washington at Cleveland - Cleveland
Tennessee at Minnesota - Minnesota
Las Vegas at New England - New England
San Francisco at New York Giants - San Francisco
Cincinnati at Philadelphia - Cincinnati
Houston at Pittsburgh - Houston
New York Jets at Indianapolis - Indianapolis
Carolina at Los Angeles Chargers - Los Angeles
Tampa Bay at Denver - Tampa Bay
Detroit at Arizona - Arizona
Dallas at Seattle - Seattle
Green Bay at New Orleans - Green Bay
Kansas City at Baltimore - Kansas City
To: Impy
24 posted on
09/23/2020 10:08:50 AM PDT by
Phlap
(REDNECK@LIBARTS.EDU)
To: mmichaels1970; RainMan
I confirmed Rainman was 14-2 for the week so here are the updated week 2 standings
WEEK 2 RESULTS
Enterprise: 15-1
Ro: 14-2
Rainman: 14-2
Moe: 13-3
Impy: 13-3
Pete: 13-3
Michaels: 12-4
Badger: 12-4
Monqey: 11-5
Teeman 11-5
Cletus: 11-5
Phlap: 11-5
Big: 9-7
Hombre: 0-0
Dakine: 0-0
No One: 1 win (Las Vegas!)
26 posted on
09/23/2020 2:13:38 PM PDT by
Impy
(Thug Lives Splatter - China delenda est)
To: Impy
Carey Canada with a short report. The new place Danny is in has him sitting up a little more than the hospital did. Sitting up is better for his lungs than lying down is. He said he stays in the chair until pain is too much.
31 posted on
09/23/2020 5:45:38 PM PDT by
big'ol_freeper
(If your opponent is of choleric temper, irritate him. ~ Sun Tzu)
To: Impy
It’s sounding to me like the NFL owners are the real losers in this season so far. Lost revenue across the board and mot much hope or expectation for things to improve. Too bad. Self inflicted woulds. Even the Card Board Cut Out Fans from MLB aren’t turning out for the NFL.tsk tsk tsk
32 posted on
09/23/2020 7:25:22 PM PDT by
Howie66
("Ghislane Maxwell Didn't Kill Herself")
To: Impy
Week 1: 10-6
Week 2: 14-2
Week 3:
Week 4:
Week 5:
Week 6:
Week 7:
Week 8:
Week 9:
Week10:
Week11:
Week12:
Week13:
Week14:
Week15:
Week16:
Week17:
Total so far: 24 - 8
38 posted on
09/24/2020 3:38:17 PM PDT by
ro_dreaming
(Chesterton, 'Christianity has not been tried and found wanting. It's been found hard and not tried')
To: Impy
Jacksonville
Atlanta
Los Angeles Rams
Cleveland
Tennessee
New England
San Francisco
Philadelphia
Pittsburgh
Indianapolis
Los Angeles Chargers
Tampa Bay
Arizona
Seattle
Green Bay
Kansas City
39 posted on
09/24/2020 3:39:08 PM PDT by
moehoward
(.)
To: Impy; All
Why didn't the Eagles go for it on 4th and whatever from midfield with 19 seconds left in OT?
67 posted on
09/27/2020 1:51:07 PM PDT by
NobleFree
("law is often but the tyrant's will, and always so when it violates the right of an individual")
To: Impy
Picks and prayers for the bent one... week four.
Denver
Arizona
Indianapolis
Cincinnati
Dallas
New Orleans
Minnesota
Seattle
Tampa Bay
Tennessee
Baltimore
Los Angeles Rams
Kansas City
Las Vegas
San Francisco
Green Bay
81 posted on
09/29/2020 5:24:57 AM PDT by
teeman8r
(Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world or something)
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