John and Martha have been married for fifty years. And that got John to thinking.
“Martha,” John said, “you were always there for me. When I got my draft notice, you were there. When I was injured in that car accident, you were there. When I got laid off from the factory, you were there. And when our house was destroyed by a tornado, you were there.”
“Martha,” John continued, “you are just bad luck.”
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