LOL! I think I recall something like that about FDR in WW2
When George Burns was 93, he was at a party.
It was after midnight and he had a whiskey in one hand,
and a cigar in the other.
“What does your doctor say about your lifestyle?” somebody asked.
“Oh, he died long time ago,” replied George.
Irish Sugar Test
One day an Irishman goes into a pharmacy, reaches into his pocket and takes
out a small Irish whiskey bottle and a teaspoon.
He pours from the bottle onto the teaspoon and offers it to the chemist.
“Could you taste this for me, please?”
The chemist takes the teaspoon, puts it in his mouth, swills the liquid
around and swallows it.
“Does that taste sweet to you?” says Paddy.
“No, not at all,” says the chemist.
“Oh that’s a relief,” says Paddy. “The doctor told me to come here and
get my urine tested for sugar.”