Posted on 12/08/2020 8:24:45 AM PST by Eddie01
JohnCrist is funny. Love it.
LOL. We used to have a weather announcer here in the DFW area that was quite “well-endowed”. The pranksters on a local radio show had a running joke about how she had to stand in front of the Mississippi River so she didn’t block the view of the Dallas area.
Being in Denver, I know exactly where he’s standing.
Sometime around June, he should take his crew and report from high in the mountains where it’s still snowy....on a day in Denver when it’s 85-90 degrees. Just to throw ‘em for a loop.
Two local news casters in the Knoxville TN area stories:
1) I was sitting at my dining room table and listening to the 6:00pm news and the airhead in the studio went to the reporter beside a busy interstate exit where the body of a nude woman had been found wrapped in barbed wire. As the studio bimbo went to the reporter her comment was deadly serious tones “Well Heather is there any signs of foul play in the death of this woman?” The reporter had this WTH look on her face and my wife and I were in mid bite of food and we just looked at one another, did we just hear what we heard?
2) the anchor at the tv station was breathlessly reporting the finding of a body in a nearby small town that had been partially eaten by a black bear. He threw it to the reporter in the field which gave the details and that authorities had captured the bear that had eaten the body and threw it back to the in studio anchor who proceeded to state that authorities hadn’t had a chance yet to question the bear they had captured. Again me and my brother who was with me at the time looked at one another with the WTH did we just hear look.
I think he’s using a green screen and he’s in a studio with someone sprinkling the fake stuff on him.
After watching her report I would have no idea what the weather was going to be.....nor anything else other than my vulgar fantasies!!!
Thanks. Didn’t know if real or not, but made me belly laugh.
Thought we could all use a little levity. :)
SATIRE
First honest news report of 2020 by msm...
She is blocking the view of the mountains...
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Later this clip will be used to promote student loan debt forgiveness.
As lame as this clip was I can think of no other reason for it.
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