[Psalm 73]

Dave Barry is a national treasure - thanks for posting!

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

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[Seruzawa]

Actually 2020 wouldn’t have been worse without the govt meddling to “protect” everyone.

Once again, govt shown to be utterly incompetent.

[Flaming Conservative]

Very funny guy, and like Johnny Carson or Jay Leno, equally ribbed both candidates.

[Dr. Sivana]

In the midst of the impeachment drama, Trump delivers the State of the Union address, an awkward affair that begins with Speaker Pelosi refusing to use the traditional “high privilege and distinct honor” introduction; then Trump refusing to shake Pelosi’s hand; then Pelosi tearing up her copy of Trump’s speech; then Trump hocking a loogie onto Pelosi’s suede pumps.

Only Dave Barry could have written that.

[nomorelurker]

Thanks for posting funniest thing I have read in a long time. Good humor always has a lot of truth in it somewhere.

[Mr. Jeeves]

“These people are pumping millions of dollars a month into the economy,” states Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin. “God help us if they ever remember their passwords.”

Often, satire contains more truth than the Wall Street Journal. :)

[MeneMeneTekelUpharsin]

In election news, Joe Biden makes history by choosing Kamala Harris as his running mate; if elected, she would become the first U.S. vice president whose name can be rearranged to spell “I Alarm A Shark.” During the Democratic debates Harris leveled some harsh criticisms at Biden, but a Biden campaign source says that “Joe has forgotten all about that. Literally.”

One of the best quotes from the article...

[MeneMeneTekelUpharsin]

Another good one:

Political experts are confidently predicting an easy Biden win, possibly a landslide, based on input from professional pollsters armed with conclusions derived from sophisticated statistical analysis of data obtained via surveys of the seven Americans still willing to answer the telephone.

[MeneMeneTekelUpharsin]

Saving y'all trouble finding the good ones, or is that Daving y'all trouble? Anyway, here's another good one:

Long-term, the economic outlook remains troubling, with the U.S. economy being kept afloat mainly by consumers making monthly payments to Netflix, Hulu, Amazon Prime, Disney Plus, CBS All Access, HBO Now, Peacock, HBO Max, Discovery Plus, Starz, Chickadee, Eyeballz, Amazon Super Deluxe, HBO Medium Rare, Chickadee Plus, Disney Extra Special, Amazon Supreme Unleaded, HBO Gluten Free and a bewildering array of other streaming services that consumers rarely watch but keep paying for because they can’t figure out how to cancel their subscriptions.

“These people are pumping millions of dollars a month into the economy,” states Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin. “God help us if they ever remember their passwords.”

[aquila48]

One of my all time favorite of his is his review of “50 Shades of Grey”

https://time.com/3030375/dave-barry-50-shades-of-grey/

[aquila48]

He came down pretty hard on Trump. much more than he did with Biden. I thought he would be more on our side.

[tbw2]

Hindsight is now 2020

[central_va]

2020 was a great year because DJT was still president.