Why do vegans need everything to taste and look like meat?
Why is my margarine that I’ve been buying for decades suddenly labeling itself at plant butter? Sorry, but margarine has never been made from milk and everyone should know that. It was never and is not butter but that’s what they’re telling us now.
Well, I suppose some people are that dumb. Some dingbats believe eggs are aborted chickens. Others don’t understand pork ‘n beans contain pork. Like, but uh, it’s beans so it’s vegan safe, right?!? Yes, unfortunately, I know that person and it’s the same person who orders pepperoni pizza but tosses the pepperoni in the trash as if there isn’t pepperoni juice on the pizza. Sure, tossing the poor pig (no animal is named pepperoni) in the garbage is somehow superior to eating it. What’s she going to do, glue the pepperonis back together and wave her magic wand turning it into a real live pig at the end of the year?
Yer funny.