Posted on 01/24/2021 6:30:12 AM PST by DUMBGRUNT
Hahaha...Americans are suckers for an Aussie accent!
I knew of a salesman who was from Australia, and he was a big, burly, blonde crewcut rugby looking kind of guy, extremely likable. His accent was killer-you could tell he banked on it.
I saw him at a trade show and went to go over and say hello, but he was in a discussion with another person, so I held back to let him finish...
He was talking in completely unaccented, American sounding English!!!!
I thought it was hilarious...he apparently recognized the “angle” for him...:)
Hahahahah beat you by minutes!
In that case, I think it is the hair of a woman standing behind him, but...that would fit plugs.
And he didn't even give her beads!
Hahahahah beat you by minutes!
If only I accurately recall:< img src = “put url of photo here” >
Minus a few spaces!
A day late and a dollar short...
LOL !
The perp is Hispanic based on the pic on his old twitter profile. Victim probably is, too.
Airlines should be doing the TSA’s work.
I am really sorry that happened to you, particularly at that vulnerable moment.
I hope you have found some measure of peace since that event. I still miss my dad, even though it has been 13 years since he passed.
They sometimes pull this kind of crap. My wife and I used to get pulled out of the security line fairly frequently.
Our worst example: my wife and I were waiting in line with a little creepier than nomral bunch of people. But everyone was being waved through in the normal manner. There was nothing threatening looking about us. And we expected to get through with no problem.
We were taken out of line before we went through the scanners. We were seperated and I was asked a few innocuous questions and then told to wait.
My wife was taken aside and forced to strip completely naked in a small room and then asked a bunch of largely innapropriate questions by the same two bozos who questioned me for just a moment. She became highly irritated by their gawking and threw a fit. They then let us go having never walked through their scanners or using their metal detecting wands.
Not realizing that she had just been through a humiliating experience, I started blabbing that that I guessed that they preferred to pick a couple of people who they thought would not object much to being singled out. She of course had a different theory and was mad not just at them but at me and the world in general. We made a couple of phone calls about that incident to complain which were met with nothing but skepticism and patronizing derision.
We now have a friend who is a TSA supervisor at the large airport closest to us. We would probably have more success complaining these days, but now that we are a little older it does not happen any more.
There is a bit of a back story that is related... My wife is a very attractive women with a good sense of fashion and used to appear so much like a well known celebrity that we often were followed around especially at tourist spots by people from asia especially. They would even follow her into restrooms. People were always taking pictures and she would often be asked for autographs. When she insisted she wasn’t the celebrity a lot of them refused to believe her or pretended that they didn’t understand. Now that we are older and the celebrity she looks like is not as popular it doesn’t happen any more.
It wasn’t all bad. Back when we used to fly our airplane down to LA and landed at an airport frequented by clebrities, a golf cart would come out to pick us up as I was tying down the plane. I thought that it was something they did for everyone until I asked another pilot about it. On a few occassions we were pulled out of line at restaurants and given a private room by staff. The chef or management would come in to visit and we would tell them that she was not who they thought she was. They would let us finish dining in the room and asked us not to reveal to other patrons that she was not a celebrity as we left. We were sometimes given free additional samples of food.
This agent is a jerk, but the victim is a dummy, too.
The TSA (touch some ass) motto is If We Don’t Get Off You Don’t Get On.
This thread is useless without pictures.
The story of perversion hinges on whether it is an attractive woman or a Tranny like Rachael Levine.
Like, Elaine, I would like to know, real or fake?
One time I was pulled out of line for a TSA pat down screening. I had a PICC line in my upper arm due to a medical issue that required repeated IV infusions. They made me remove the sleeve holding the IV. So there I am with a dangling PICC (IV) line while a TSA person is patting me done and people walking pass me. I’m hoping no one snags my PICC line while they pass. Terrible experience!
Our USMC Infantry son had just enough time to make it from Pendleton to the airport, after an event that required dress blues.
He was somehow selected for the full monty questions and strip search!
Fortunately for all involved, the TSA supervisor was a retired Marine Infantryman and eased him down, he was radioactive hot!
Had it been some jamoke, my son would probably be out of jail by now? And not the new history department head at his school.
Gonna have to see the evidence...
The agent thought TSA stood for “Titty Seekers of America”
My dad passed in 2008, so it has been a while. I got over Dad’s passing better than the extreme cruelty of TSA chick. We’ve had other negative experiences at LAX with TSA. It’s like they’re trained on how to be abusive. Maybe they are.
Notice the adult women — being loyal demonrats — are trained to grin and bear it. The young girls — on the other hand — are not trained in the art of deception, and so their revulsion for that old lecher is plainly obvious.
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