I guess if you’re into robbing liquor stores it’s nice not to have to remember to put one on.
It does allow me to make snide remarks to myself when I see Walmartians
Look like a sheep... Re-breathe your own CO2... Delude yourself that you “care” about others... Delude yourself that you’re “safer”...
Idiots.
My wife wears the mask thinking it will protect her.
I wear the mask just so I don’t have to shave for a week.
Nice. You can have filthy teeth and sewer mouth and nobody knows. How liberating./s
Kills two birds with one stone.
/retch
The absolute stupidest thing I’ve seen was a dress and matching mask for sale. Not in my wildest dreams would I ever accessorize my outfit with a mask!
Yes, liberating it is if you are a criminal and rob banks, riot, murder, and commit other crimes and mayhem.
Ah, more brain droppings from Pigtula Dvorak, the ComPost’s resident airhead. Only she could find liberation in a face diaper.
Wearing a mask is also "liberating" for quitters. I had a teleconference call where thankfully I'm not on video because it would have given away my gasp at seeing a coworker who clearly gave up on personal hygiene months ago. She looked like she was in the advanced stages of zombie rot after being bitten back in July.
I just needed a can of spray paint. I looked it up on Amazon and they gave me an ETA of next Wednesday for delivery. So I took a chance and ducked into an O’Reily’s Auto Parts.
All the clerks were busy so I walked past them and sought out the paint I needed. Then I remembered that I needed sand paper and new wipers for the Durango. I grabbed them and some PB Blast penetrating oil when I heard the clerk calling out to me. I ignored him and continued shopping. He got louder but he was wearing his face diaper so it was easy to dismiss him. Finally he came out from behind the counter and approached me, his voice at a near shriek.
“Where’s your mask?!” he demanded.
“I don’t use them” I replied.
“You can’t be in the store without one!!!”
“Oh, OK. I’ve got what I need.” I said.
“No, you’ll have to leave...now!”
“You won’t infect me - I promise!” I said.
“No, you’ll have to leave...now!” he repeated, acting like he was going to crap his pants.
So I shrugged, dropped what I was holding, and said, “No problem. You’ll never see me again.”
Amazon wins, O’Reily’s loses.
Sure, for the democrats.. Seeing how half of them are wanted by the law.. :)
Karen’s wardrobe list:
High heels. Check.
Tattoos. Check.
Nylons. Check.
Girdle. Check.
Fake fingernails. Check
Lifting bra. Check.
Colored contacts. Check.
Fake eyelashes. Check.
Died hair. Check.
Mask. Check.
I’ve had sinus problems all my life. I HATE masks. I have to wear one at work, though, so I’ve gotten used to it to some extent. But not having to cover your mouth when you yawn doesn’t make up for not being able to breathe properly.