Miss DeGroot : You know, Mr. Bundy, I’ve worked at this library for 44 years. I was eligible for retirement 3 years ago. Do you know why I stayed?
Al Bundy : You learned to eat books?
“Don’t Bundy that Book!”
.
To think I’ve wasted my
Life in front of the TV
Watching Sitcoms,,,
and now,I am one.
DEGROOT You made me a promise and you didn’t keep it. So now you must pay the piper. For you see, even the road to ruin has its tollgate. Now, will you be paying cash or food stamps?
AL Can’t we make a little deal here? Now, I’ll tell you what. Suppose I tape a, a doughnut to my driver’s licence and slip it to ya, you give it back and the doughnut just mysteriously “disappears”.
DEGROOT Could it be that you don’t have the $2000? Could it be that I was correct when I made an educated guess that you would fail in life?
AL Could it be that the nails that hold your chair together are from the planet Krypton?