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1 posted on 05/12/2021 6:58:52 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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I’m afraid I can’t get a permissions slip because both my parents are dead, and doctors . . . well, you know doctors!

DANG!


2 posted on 05/12/2021 7:00:21 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (GOP-free since 10/9/20)
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Thank goodness I can still eat all the grilled kielbasa I want.


3 posted on 05/12/2021 7:04:05 PM PDT by Some Fat Guy in L.A. (Still bitterly clinging to rational thought despite its unfashionability)
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I don’t have a grill so my hot dog loophole will be to microwave my dogs.


4 posted on 05/12/2021 7:08:58 PM PDT by mountainlion (Live well for those that did not make it back.)
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HAM-burgers will not be served out of respect for our Muslim friends.


5 posted on 05/12/2021 7:10:21 PM PDT by llevrok (I'm old enough to remember when the quarantine was to be 2 weeks)
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Suppose I’d be totally out of line to ask for two hot dogs... with chili and cheese.


6 posted on 05/12/2021 7:16:29 PM PDT by Flick Lives (“Today we celebrate the first glorious anniversary of the Information Purification Directives.”)
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You know we are in deep kimchi when a ridiculous article such as this has to be scrutinized to make sure it is satire.

The way these arsewipes operate, such an edict would not be all that surprising....


8 posted on 05/12/2021 7:24:07 PM PDT by xrmusn (6/98 "Message to GOP "GO FUnd YOURSELF")
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Notice there are no restrictions on Tofu Dogs.


11 posted on 05/12/2021 7:30:16 PM PDT by Rebelbase
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Killing Comedy

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Seth Dillon is the CEO of The Babylon Bee, where they write satire for a living. You’d think that would be easy in today’s absurd world, but in reality, it’s just the opposite. Seth explains why this endangers the very concept of free speech and the open exchange of ideas.

13 posted on 05/12/2021 7:34:14 PM PDT by Bratch
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And to whom are they to be delivered to?


14 posted on 05/12/2021 7:41:38 PM PDT by SkyDancer (If At First You Don't Succeed ~ So Much For Skydiving)
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Not everyone will be approved. The White House will hold a “hot dog lottery” so that 25 lucky winners will be allowed to eat a hot dog (if they can afford it).


16 posted on 05/12/2021 8:09:09 PM PDT by OrangeHoof (Chinese communism will look different once the masks come off.)
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The celebrations will be big this year in conservative states.


17 posted on 05/12/2021 8:11:39 PM PDT by familyop (Third world slaves are misled to generalize distrust against friendly learners.)
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“You people”

“Hotdogs”

These people’s are sick.


18 posted on 05/12/2021 8:14:23 PM PDT by CJ Wolf ( what is scarier than offensive words? Not being able to say them...God wins. )
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The Bee has got to stop giving democrats ideas.


23 posted on 05/12/2021 9:37:26 PM PDT by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith.... )
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