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To: Leaning Right

I have a doctoral degree, but would never in a million years refer to myself as “Dr. Lurkin.”


11 posted on 06/11/2021 8:20:40 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
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To: BenLurkin

“...but would never in a million years refer to myself as ‘Dr. Lurkin.’”

Well, for starters, that’s KIND of creepy, LOL!


16 posted on 06/11/2021 8:30:03 AM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust post-Apocalyptic skill set. )
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To: BenLurkin
My problem is that I went to Faber College. They did not have masters or doctoral programs at the time. When I mentioned this oversight to Dean Wormer, he just laughed.


29 posted on 06/11/2021 8:48:35 AM PDT by Leaning Right (I have already previewed or do not wish to preview this composition.)
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To: BenLurkin
"I have a doctoral degree, but would never in a million years refer to myself as “Dr. Lurkin.”

If you did they'd be making up limericks about it...

There once was a man named Dr. Lurkin, who was always jerkin' his gherkin. His mother said Dr. Lurkin, stop jerkin' your gherkin...your gherkin's for furkin,' not gherkin.

50 posted on 06/11/2021 11:43:49 AM PDT by mass55th ("Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway." ~~ John Wayne )
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