[cockroach_magoo]

Well put.

I wonder why this bridezilla didn’t ask her guests to disclose their entire medical histories so she could help them mitigate other avoidable safety risks at her wedding. After all, it’s for their safety, ya know?

[DoodleBob]

Michelle hopes her other relatives will feel the pressure of potential exclusion and get their vaccinations, too. But she’s already thinking ahead to the bright side, just in case they don’t. “We have a food and beverage minimum to meet,” Michelle says. “Those of us that are there and vaccinated will just have a lot fancier drinks.”(emphasis added)

Michelle, there is a greater chance you'll cause a drunk driving fatality than a death from this bug.