[AnotherUnixGeek]

A diamond is forever but what happens if you throw a parrot into the mix?

Well, you find out how much you love parrots. Either you wait around, carefully gathering parrot droppings until you get your diamonds back, or you flay that parrot open right now like a Christmas goose and get your gems.

[Rennes Templar]

My daughter found herself in possession of a Macaw. We kept it for one year.

The only positive from my end of the experience is a I did not go to a mental institution, although I came close.

[Red Badger]

Polly wanna C-Section?....................