Sharks are a victim of human superiority. Just because they weren’t blessed with hands and opposable thumbs is no reason for sharks to be treated as second-class citizens. I suspect in Massachusetts, they will soon be eligible to vote and we liberals, who have long understood the plight of sea creatures, will be voting on their behalf.
Speaking of voting new voting laws… I understand that under the New Democrat Federal Election legislation Sharks will all be receiving mail-in ballots so they are not inconvenienced during their migratory hunting pursuits. Also no shark will be required to show ID for any voting function in order to ensure that non-white sharks are not unfairly represented.