Since the NFL is ‘So Gay’ (their words, not mine), I would suggest the Washington Rainbow Poofters. Or, the DC Pillow Biters. Or, the Northern Virginia Sausage Kings.
Fudge Packers, Pickle Lickers, Salad Tossers, Wankers, Big Mouths, Deep Throats or Power Bottoms?
I’ve got the perfect name. Ties in the past with the future.
“THE CAPITOL FORESKINS”. How’s that for a mouthful?