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To: Telepathic Intruder

“Hey Siri, what’s zero divided by zero?”

“Imagine you have zero cookies, and you split them evenly among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get? See, it doesn’t make sense. And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies. And your friends are sad because they don’t exist. Oh wow. This escalated quickly.”


20 posted on 08/17/2021 8:29:44 AM PDT by ctdonath2 (All worry about monsters that'll eat our face, but it's our job to ask WHY it wants to eat our face.)
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To: ctdonath2

yes but bert is an economist........

bert comes to the argument by saying “Imagine you have a cookie”

Problem solved

Zero cookies divided by one imaginary cookie yields -1 Cookies


24 posted on 08/17/2021 8:39:13 AM PDT by bert ( (KE. NP. N.C. +12) Like BLM, Joe Biden is a Domestic Enemy )
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To: ctdonath2
"Hey Siri, could you dance naked by the firelight for me?"

"Sure, I'll wait till your asleep and soak you in gasoline, light you on fire, then kick you while you're screaming. I'll do it naked just like you asked".

I don't know where Siri gets her sense of humor.
31 posted on 08/17/2021 8:51:45 AM PDT by Telepathic Intruder
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To: ctdonath2
LOL
34 posted on 08/17/2021 8:57:36 AM PDT by MHGinTN (A dispensation perspective is a powerful tool for discernment)
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To: ctdonath2

39 posted on 08/17/2021 9:01:16 AM PDT by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic...)
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