Zebras Are Running Loose Around D.C. and That Is Not the Weird Part

Red State ^ | September 10, 2021 | Brad Slager

[piasa]

Someone did train a team of zebras to pull a carriage on a bet... But I would think as a rule they are too flighty and fighty... Even regular jack asses are tough hombres.

[piasa]

Bison can do the same thing only higher... That is, if they don’t just shove the fence over.

[hanamizu]

They paint the donkeys up as zebras in Tijuana for tourist photos...

[353FMG]

Five zebras but sooooo many RINOs

[LeoTDB69]

Diss article is racess.

[grey_whiskers]

Kamala and AOC must be very excited.

[EEGator]

The only person I know to have escaped there was a big black dude. He said he’s never going back. I think he was involved with some “interesting businessmen”...

[heavy metal]

was his name corn pop?...

[EEGator]

LOL, no Q.

Not that Q though.

[heavy metal]

i was raised in p.g. county...

and then was a manager/tow truck operator/repo man for a 24/7/365 automotive towing and recovery service for 10 years in p.g. county and washington dc for 10 years...

fun times...

[EEGator]

Surprised you’re alive.

[heavy metal]

my dad was a p.g. county police officer...

i learned how to deal with people at a very young age...

along with self defense and the use of certain weopons...

[Fresh Wind]

McKinney’s Cotton Pickers-Zonky (1930)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2vs1FcPLOc

[Norski]

“You can mate a zebra with a donkey and get a hybrid known as a zonkey. There has to be a joke in there someplace.”

Zonkey. Hm... Perhaps Cheech and Chong rode one.

[wally_bert]

Zebra printers (as much as I despise printers) stand up to years of 24x7 use where I am.

Lucky guy me is the one who gets the early AM phone call on a weekend to change a 170 type out or put some rollers in a little one.

If I had a nickel for all the labels they’ve kicked out in the past decade and change in service, that would be a fat check.

[Norski]

“a good idea for a Tiger to guard his drug house.” . . .

Now must confess severe curiosity as to the rest of the story . . .

[smvoice]

Let me know if one of them is 8’x10’ laying down... 🦓

[Norski]

Not yet, but one may desire to go there to arrange it.

[Rockingham]

For most species, true domestication is a long, hard slog. Dogs, cats, and horses "get" and like humans in that when reared with or otherwise accustomed to close contact with humans, they draw reliable signals from our facial expressions, tone of voice, and movements. This makes us comprehensible and interesting to to them -- even to the point of craving our attention and approval.

Not so with zebras, monkeys, apes, and most wild animals. Even when hand raised and tame, they retain a wild streak and can become dangerous with little warning. More than that, they do not get simple signals from humans that dogs and horses easily recognize. For zebras as a species, humans are alien beings not to be comprehended or trusted. With a few hundred years of intense selective breeding, that could change, but why bother?

[Deplorable American1776]

Let’s see... Zebras? Big deal!! In DC, there’s a lot of Jackasses and RINOs.... 🤓