[Norski]

Five zebras on the loose. Eleanor Holmes Norton.

Surely one jests . . .

[butlerweave]

Obama in town ?

[nickcarraway]

Football season is starting - they will e busy soon enough.

[SaxxonWoods]

I know a tiny town in Texas where a woman keeps a few zebras. They are interesting animals. She has a very sturdy 10 foot chain link fence to hold them.

A Zebra can stand right next to a 6 foot fence and jump it without taking a step first. They are very powerful animals and nothing to fool around with.

[NonValueAdded]

“Now look, pal! I know a country where March comes in like an emu and goes out like a tapir. And they don’t even know what it means!” — John Belushi

[Bayard]

Zebra’s don’t have to wear prison stripes. They are already dressed like the disenfranchised American people.

[forgotten man]

You can mate a zebra with a donkey and get a hybrid known as a zonkey. There has to be a joke in there someplace.

[heavy metal]

congratulations on their escape...

i escaped the jungle of p.g. county maryland years ago...

[freedomjusticeruleoflaw]

I also must declare publicly at this time that I had nothing to do with setting zebras loose in Washington DC within the last six months.

[wardaddy]

Rural TN

I’d say 20% of lower income white families have at least one zebra in the barn

The portly need lovin too..

[EC Washington]

Zebras would be fine - Look at the number of idiots who own full size Tigers. One moron meth dealer in Indiana thought it would be a good idea for a Tiger to guard his drug house.

[blueunicorn6]

Eleanor Homes Norton

Filthy, stinking Zebra abuser!

[BipolarBob]

I like my zebra well done. Not so much done you can’t see the stripes but where they are just barely discernible.

[exnavy]

My sister got bit by a zebra once....

[353FMG]

Five zebras but sooooo many RINOs

[LeoTDB69]

Diss article is racess.

[grey_whiskers]

Kamala and AOC must be very excited.

[smvoice]

Let me know if one of them is 8’x10’ laying down... 🦓

[Deplorable American1776]

Let’s see... Zebras? Big deal!! In DC, there’s a lot of Jackasses and RINOs.... 🤓

[gitmo]

Undocumented Zebras.