Pchew! Pchew! Pchew!
About time.
The Bruce Willis Defense?
For supposedly six billion years the earth has existed and it hasn’t happened yet. What makes these clowns think it will happen? Get a life, a real job—one not dependent on the government, and lastly, read the Bible.
Heck of a Show!
Would that not violate treaties signed by the Federation?
Or you could phase shift the earth into another dimension so the asteroids just pass through. Cleaning up all the other dimensional animals wanting to feed on us when you do that might be a problem
Surround the earth with an electromagnetic shield. You want those before the aliens attack anyway.
Magnetize the moon. Let it sweep up any asteroids with metal in them. It's out there anyway, we might as well use it.
change the path just enough that it slingshots around earth and hits Mars. Mars needs more mass to help it retain an atmosphere. And if the asteroid has a lot of water ice, it's a win win.
Change the path just enough that it takes out whatever country is getting out of line at the moment. And I mean being aggressive towards their neighbors, threatening nuclear weapons or genocide. Not something petty like prescribing Ivermectin.
What does Fauci say?
There are a couple headed our way Oct 31-Nov 1 that some have predicted will impact.
Now would be a good time to be practicing on the vintage Asteroids video game.
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Come up with a way to defend Earth against Democrats and I’ll be impressed.
Giant umbrella from ACME.😋