Off the record Mr. G:
YYeah, I was scraed. Terrified! I though that bitch demon LOVE would sue my pants off and than have me chained as her sex slave like sehe did to Kurt. Kurt wads so hurt by that fat neanderthal bitch... Imean he didn’t really like fat womem and all that because it was like sdrewing your mom for him... and you know that’s tramatic period! But it was terrifying because MS. LUV woukld take me down stairs and say “Play nice now Dave....” and I didn’t know what she meant and then there was this hatchet out of nowhere and I ran like a sun of a GUN! Lord its freaky in a cool way and I think that the shot gun Kurt had at the time of his demise was,,,, was to protect him from the OVERLORD BITCH! She was worse that Yoko Ono because she started her own band and wanted me to produce and would say “Dave you want to come down stairs?....” and I didn’t know how much crack was up her crack so I said “Yeah, kinda,,,” And then I hightailed it out of there. Kurt feard the LORD and HER and hew did take to kinly to tralk smax about her because ,,, she would get him. Really man.
Dude, Do I get credit for trying to comprehend what the hell happened there?