Well, WHY NOT! If a man can have a BABY, and a male Anglo can identify was a woman from the Phillipines, and a U.S. Senator can pass off as Cherokee. I guess we can pick anything we want! Today I think I will be an ELEPHANT.
Just for one minute, I perceive myself as the Federal government. I expect multiple millions of dollars.
Unfortunately, after that perception, I require multiple showers to remove the stink.