[patriot torch]

They’ve got the date wrong, jfk was there last week. But I hear Elvis is playing back up to Buddy Holly and Ritchie Valens at area 51 next week. Already got my tickets. :>)

[Paleo Pete]

Jimi Hendrix won’t be happy, he was booked that weekend...with Jim Morrison’s new band opening...

[Night Hides Not]

Your best bet is to try and enter at the back gate of Area 51. Take the Extraterrestrial Highway to Rachel, take the dirt road west for about a dozen miles. It will be paved for the last mile or so to the gate.

Pay no attention to the many warning signs, such as “Deadly Force Is Authorized.” J/K

Stop for lunch at the Little A’lien Inn in Rachel. Their chili is out of this world... lol