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"It’s articles like this that make me miss Rush Limbaugh."

I can hear it now.

"And now, here's something you won't hear on the Drive By Media, my friends. Nobody can present this story to you like I can, even with half my brain tied behind my back. Uber-rich Theresa HEINZ Kerry, who's husband John Kerry served in Vietnam, had her imports impounded by Customs because they were solar panels created by SLAVE labor in COM-MUUUNNN-ISST China. Gigolo John Kerry's wife has over a million dollars invested in a slave labor company creating solar panels so we quit having SUV's run over people. So you see, my friends, it's okay to complain about slave labor, but don't interfere with the profits of slave labor to people like Lurch John Kerry, especially when it has to do with solar panels trying to save the planet for Algore.
By the way, did you know it got up to only the 70's today in Palm Beach? Algore must be doing a speech here today. For those of you in Rio Linda, Algore has a habit of bringing cold weather with him whenever he gives a speech about global warming. I kid you not!
Anyway, back to the turkey. I'm sorry, audience, my brain sometimes runs faster than I can say it. But back to the turkey before Mr. Snerdly distracts me again. If killing turkeys for food bothers you, I advise you to look at it like I said to do after we captured Saddam Hussein. Just pretend the turkey is a fetus and abort it."