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To: Red Badger
By mass, it is the largest single organism on Earth

Scientists, using Cray computers, are still attempting to calculate the volume of Michelle Obama's ass.

5 posted on 11/24/2021 12:47:45 PM PST by fruser1
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Every living thing has a life that doesn’t last forever…whatever the problem it’s not climate change…


20 posted on 11/24/2021 1:07:13 PM PST by TnTnTn
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To: fruser1

As a young single guy many decades ago, my buds and I reckoned the sizes of such items using the Paul Bunyan measuring system, which is the axe handle. If memory serves, that particular item you mentioned looks approximately 4.5 axe handles wide. At 32 inches per axe handle, the width of that ponderous.... Aaah, er, mmm, you do the math. I think the song lyric, “Baby got back” is pertinent.


42 posted on 11/24/2021 3:54:11 PM PST by Tucker39 ("It is impossible so to rightly govern a nation without God and the Bible." George Washington )
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