[Track9]

If you put a chain link fence around your property, she’ll show up in a white outfit and make stupid facial expressions.

[rlmorel]

"...If you put a chain link fence around your property, she’ll show up in a white outfit and make stupid facial expressions..."

If you just put some corn on the cob on the other side of the fence, she will eat, and you won't have to deal with the stupid facial expressions.

Of course, you will have to put up with visitors asking what that Ass is doing eating corn on the cob through your fence, but that can be explained away.