[lump in the melting pot]

The surface of the Earth is roughly 70% water. This water (the oceans) is not carbonated. Hence, for all intents and purposes, the Earth is flat...

[curious7]

Now, that right there is a good one!

[moovova]

The taste of a flat soda is just like fingernails scratching on a chalkboard...a memory you never forget.

[Rebelbase]

Had to read it twice to get it. I’m getting slow.

[Mean Daddy]

Golf clap. I’m stealing this.