Hey! I’m a Walmart Shopper! I alternate between Walmart and Piggly Wiggly. (Shop The Pig!)
Sometimes your choices for gathering foodstuffs in the Boondocks ARE limited, ya know!
Beau likes to stop in there at 2am when he’s finishing up raccoon hunting to buy treats for his hunting dogs, or a bag of kibble if we’re running low. He’ll be in camo and probably a little bit bloody around the edges.
So, forget what I said. Satire IS rooted in TRUTH. ;)
P.S. I am ALWAYS fully clothed on my Walmart forays and I am clean, neat and thrifty!
I just moved to Pensacola, Florida, and I use Wal-Mart and a cost-plus-10-percent grocery store for most of my shopping. It saves me money, but I hope to start frequenting some smaller businesses as I get settled in. They’re the ones who deserve our patronage, not the big wokecorps.