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1 posted on 02/21/2022 9:27:20 AM PST by servo1969
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To: servo1969

But in school everyone eats the same size pizza. This kid obviously has school oriented tunnel vision.


2 posted on 02/21/2022 9:29:58 AM PST by ImJustAnotherOkie (Let's go Brandon)
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To: servo1969

Where did either of them get pizza with only six slices...


3 posted on 02/21/2022 9:31:45 AM PST by Captain Walker ("If you think tough men are dangerous, wait until you see what weak men are capable of."- J Peterson)
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To: servo1969

What grade is this? The hand writing is terrible :/
(was correct answer, as far as I am concerned though).


4 posted on 02/21/2022 9:32:03 AM PST by Bikkuri (I am proud to be a PureBlood.)
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To: servo1969; Liz; Red Badger; SunkenCiv

WOW!
And, yes, I see dozens of “on-line” do-my-(simple)-homework-problem-for-me requests.
Many with illiterate and unintelligent questions from the teacher.


5 posted on 02/21/2022 9:33:09 AM PST by Robert A Cook PE (Method, motive, and opportunity: No morals, shear madness and hatred by those who cheat.)
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To: servo1969

I hope the kid realized the teacher is an idiot drone.


6 posted on 02/21/2022 9:34:11 AM PST by Track9 (Agamemnon came home to a HRC type party. )
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To: servo1969

Also, pies are round not square.


7 posted on 02/21/2022 9:34:15 AM PST by HighSierra5 (The only way you know a commie is lying is when they open their pieholes.p)
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To: servo1969

Since everything these days is apparently driven by race, the correct answer is: Marty ate more because Marty is white and Luis is Mexican.


8 posted on 02/21/2022 9:35:38 AM PST by immadashell (New Planned Parenthood slogan: Black Babies’ Lives Don't Matter!c)
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To: servo1969

Because Marty is white and scarfed more than the brown boy 🤪


10 posted on 02/21/2022 9:36:46 AM PST by NWFree (Somebody has to say it)
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To: servo1969

It’s no surprise that a student is smarter than the teacher.


12 posted on 02/21/2022 9:39:30 AM PST by Seruzawa ("The Political left is the Garden of Eden of incompetence" - Marx the Smarter (Groucho))
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To: servo1969

Remember this one?
Hey, want more chips?...smash.
(smashes the bag of chips)
More chips.


14 posted on 02/21/2022 9:40:51 AM PST by right way right (May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our only true hope. )
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To: servo1969

And then you wonder why there are some many dumb and dumber in our society!


16 posted on 02/21/2022 9:41:29 AM PST by LoveMyFreedom
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To: servo1969

The kid is right. The teacher is an idiot.


18 posted on 02/21/2022 9:46:04 AM PST by Sirius Lee (They intend to murder us. Prep if you want to live and live like you are prepping for eternal life)
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To: servo1969

It’s a poorly worded question and of course the answer is that Marty’s pie is bigger to begin with. There’s really nothing wrong with what either of them said, but I tend to side with the teacher on this. The question was how is this possible and there is an answer for that. Everyone gets all worked up about everything these days.


20 posted on 02/21/2022 9:49:03 AM PST by usafa92 (Donald J. Trump, 45th President of the United States of America!)
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To: servo1969

Marty had a deep dish pizza and Luis had thin crust.

There, solved it.


22 posted on 02/21/2022 9:53:38 AM PST by twoputt
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To: servo1969
High school is usually when students usually begin to suspect some of their teachers are morons but apparently it's now happening in grammar school.

This teacher is not only ignorant, they're arrogant about it as well - true Dunning-Kruger Effect in action.

23 posted on 02/21/2022 9:54:04 AM PST by T.B. Yoits
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To: servo1969

Must be “Woke” math,,,
Freaking Garbage!
.
Think outside the Box,
My A$$.
.
Math is MATH
NOT SOCIAL STUDIES.


25 posted on 02/21/2022 10:00:44 AM PST by Big Red Badger (Make His Paths Straight!)
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To: servo1969

i ask for a pound of Tao’s chicken at wally’s yesterday, the girl told me they don’t do pounds anymore but i can haz 8oz, 16oz or 24oz!

i told her i’ll have the 16oz thank you very much, bless her heart...

damn...


26 posted on 02/21/2022 10:03:27 AM PST by Chode (there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
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To: servo1969

Marty took the rest of Luis’ pizza.


28 posted on 02/21/2022 10:08:39 AM PST by real saxophonist (Confusion will be my epitaph)
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To: servo1969
As you can see, the child is presented with a statement of fact: Marty's 4/6 of pizza was less MORE than Luis's 5/6 of pizza.


29 posted on 02/21/2022 10:08:45 AM PST by Yo-Yo (Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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To: servo1969
Let's revise the question:

An elementary school student's brain is smaller than their teacher's adult brain. The student is smarter than the teacher. How is this possible?

[Spoiler Alert
Answer: The teacher is "woke" and is therfore an effin' moron!]

30 posted on 02/21/2022 10:10:26 AM PST by glennaro (Do not live your life in irrational fear. Live unmasked, unvaxxed, untested; unbullied and unafraid.)
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