Posted on 02/24/2022 11:45:38 PM PST by LibWhacker
🎶 Springtime for Dinosaurs 🎶
🦕🦖🦕🦕🦕🦖🦖🦖🦕🦕
March the 3rd. Kinda messy.
They died on a Tuesday. Shortly after tea time.
Mortimer and Henry were lounging by the pond, just after having feasted on some fish. The two were talking about a ‘hunt’ on the southside of the valley, and entertaining some lady dinosaurs that night....when all hell broke loose.
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It was a lovely, warm, thoroughly enjoyable spring day. Except for, you know, the everybody dying and stuff.
And they call this science...
I call it science fiction...
“I call it science fiction”
No, this is science. Meticulous collection of data from years of research all presented for review. Unlike the “science” that has been screamed at us for two years.
These "scientists" get paid big bucks for this cr**.
I prefer the more scientific method where they look at the fossilized remains on a dino’s stomach, noted they lunched on a sprintime variety of arugula salad, and then make a claim like this with authority.
>>Springtime for Dinosaurs<<
...and Germany!
Dang it, Spring is coming.
There once was a fellow named Hall
Who died in the spring, in the fall
Twould of been a sad thing, if he’d died in the spring
But he didn’t, he died in the fall
If only the Dinos had listened to Greta Thunbersaurus and her warnings about impending climate change doom.
Or it could have been from the great flood that covered the earth during Noah’s time.
😜🤣
100 million mega tons of tnt,
A six mile diameter rock falls from the sky.
There is about 6 seconds to watch it fall unless you see the shadow first and happen to look up to see.
I wonder what the approach angle was and if it did come from the direction of the sun.
Did the dinosaurs have any advance warning?
Dinosaurs started making fossil fuel in springtime?😎
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