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1 posted on 03/01/2022 4:47:37 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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DANG!


2 posted on 03/01/2022 4:48:46 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Florida: America's new free zone.)
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"...loss prevention officers...confronted her as she tried to leave the store. ...she was caught by the officers"

But, but, but...you aren't supposed to stop me. You aren't supposed to chase me. I'm entitled to my reparations!

4 posted on 03/01/2022 4:50:11 PM PST by ProtectOurFreedom (If truckers quit their jobs, society would collapse. If politicians quit their jobs...HALLELUJAH!)
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MGTOW

Its Real.


5 posted on 03/01/2022 4:50:18 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
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Amadan Spree went on her own personal spree?


6 posted on 03/01/2022 4:50:38 PM PST by ProtectOurFreedom (If truckers quit their jobs, society would collapse. If politicians quit their jobs...HALLELUJAH!)
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9 posted on 03/01/2022 4:52:04 PM PST by nascarnation (Let's Go Brandon!)
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Please no pictures!


10 posted on 03/01/2022 4:52:29 PM PST by Fury
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In her purse? What an amateur.


13 posted on 03/01/2022 4:54:13 PM PST by wbarmy (I chose to be a sheepdog once I saw what happens to the sheep.)
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A personal massager? I admit to wondering how she got a prostitute in her purse.

I’m tired.


16 posted on 03/01/2022 4:57:45 PM PST by hoe_cake
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“I thought it was a Thermometer. I’ve been having a mild fever”


17 posted on 03/01/2022 4:58:30 PM PST by lee martell
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Key Largo just ended on TCM. No mention of the local Walmart.


18 posted on 03/01/2022 4:59:22 PM PST by bramps (It's the Islam, stupid!)
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Stashed the vibrator in her purse...Hidey Ho!


19 posted on 03/01/2022 5:02:15 PM PST by twister881
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I wonder which one she prefers?

https://www.google.com/search?q=plus+one+massager&newwindow=1&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiYiMzom6b2AhUkkYkEHY_TBzMQ_AUoA3oECAEQBQ&biw=1366&bih=617&dpr=1


20 posted on 03/01/2022 5:02:44 PM PST by changeitback440
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Must have been a little person massager.


21 posted on 03/01/2022 5:04:27 PM PST by rfp1234 (Comitia asinorum et rhinocerum delenda sunt.)
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Police said Mears tried to hide a “Plus One” massager in her purse and walk out with it.

If "massager" is a euphemism, what is "her purse"? I wouldn't have had a clue or suspicion if nascarnation hadn't provided an image of the product packaging.

Last I was aware, that kind of merchandise was sold in the stores that had their windows painted over.

Apparently the world has changed somewhat.

25 posted on 03/01/2022 5:08:39 PM PST by Ezekiel ("Come fly with US". Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with Mars ♂️.)
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Maybe they need to introduce her to Florida man :)


26 posted on 03/01/2022 5:08:48 PM PST by wyokostur
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It almost looks like she is trying to keep a straight face, it’s almost a smirk, like
“I can’t believe I’m going down for this”.
Even she must see the humor in the incident.😎


39 posted on 03/01/2022 5:35:43 PM PST by telescope115 (Proud member of the ANTIFAuci movement. )
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I guess I'm naive, but I thought "personal massager" meant a percussion massager. We have one and they are great on aching muscles. It never occurred to me that it might be a "feminine massager." Such dirty old minds on this thread!


40 posted on 03/01/2022 5:37:27 PM PST by ProtectOurFreedom (If truckers quit their jobs, society would collapse. If politicians quit their jobs...HALLELUJAH!)
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Kin of yours?


47 posted on 03/01/2022 6:09:06 PM PST by Deaf Smith (When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's for sure.)
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Yeah, I regret looking that thing up.

{{{ugh}}}


48 posted on 03/01/2022 7:13:03 PM PST by Salamander ("Salamander has barbaric tendencies" /Gundog)
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The buzzing gave her hiding position away.


50 posted on 03/01/2022 7:41:21 PM PST by Organic Panic (Democrats. Memories as short as Joe Biden's eyes)
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