[VTenigma]

If you have one, one time, you have one. He’s a retard and he sucks at English too.

[bak3r]

Mr. Howard. I propose a small thought experiment. Suppose Hunter Biden wakes up after a long night, and proceeds to smoke 1 crack rock, 1 time. how many crack rocks did he smoke? 2 crack rocks? or just the 1?

[week 71]

With his apparent math acumen, I know some government health agencies he could work for.

[Bullish]

Something’s wrong alright Terrence. What’s wrong is that someone with as low an IQ as yours was allowed out of high school.

[mjp]

1 X 1 = 2 only if 1 X 0 = 1

[P.O.E.]

The simplest math problem no-one can solve:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=094y1Z2wpJg

[dfwgator]

2 + 2 = 5 Radiohead

Are you such a dreamer
To put the world to rights?
I’ll stay home forever
Where two and two always makes up five

I’ll lay down the tracks
Sandbag and hide
January has April’s showers
And two and two always makes up five

It’s the devil’s way now
There is no way out
You can scream and you can shout
It is too late now

Because you have not been
Payin’ attention
Payin’ attention
Payin’ attention
Payin’ attention
You have not been paying attention
Payin’ attention
Payin’ attention
Payin’ attention
You have not been paying attention
Payin’ attention
Payin’ attention
Payin’ attention
You have not been paying attention
Payin’ attention
Payin’ attention
Payin’ attention oohh

I try to sing along
But the music’s all wrong
‘Cause I’m not
‘Cause I’m not

I swat ‘em like flies
But like flies the buggers
Keep coming back
And not
But I’m not
All hail to the thief
All hail to the thief
But I’m not
But I’m not
But I’m not
But I’m not

Don’t question my authority or put me in a box
‘Cause I’m not
‘Cause I’m not
Oh go and tell the king
That the sky is falling in
But it’s not
But it’s not
But it’s not
Maybe not
Maybe not

[gundog]

Affirmative Action can only overcome so much.

[Louis Foxwell]

Sounds like a flat earther to e. If 1x1 is 2, what is 2x1? He does not know the difference between x and +.

[Yo-Yo]

One times one equals two because the square root of four is two, so what's the square root of two? Should be one, but we're told it's two, and that cannot be.

[Trailerpark Badass]

1, counted one time, is 1. But I suck at math.

[Boogieman]

” so what’s the square root of two? Should be one, but we’re told it’s two, and that cannot be.”

Umm, we’re not told it’s 2. We’re told it’s the square root of two, which is an irrational number, approx, 1.414.

I have a feeling this guy got into the engineering program due to Affirmative Action and dropped out because he couldn’t comprehend basic math.

[I want the USA back]

If I give you one apple one time, you have one apple. 1 x 1 = 1. If I give you two apples two times, you have 4. 2 x 2 = 4.

He’s wrong.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Sounds like he had a vocabulary problem.

[Tenacious 1]

He is confused because the square root of 2 is an irrational number. I hesitate to imagine how that explanation would go with this dimwit.

[Little Pig]

My daughter asks the question: how did this guy get all the way to college in the first place not understanding how multiplication works?

[Blood of Tyrants]

What a maroon.

[Celerity]

Terrence Howard was the highest paid actor in Ironman.

By a lot.

He stormed off and refused to come back because of racism. Now we have Don Cheadle and everything is right with the world.

[equaviator]

Andrew Dice Clay's third grade teaher: "Andrew, what is the difference between two and three apples?"

Little Andrew: "That's what I say, Teach...What's the f*ucking difference!"

[irishjuggler]

“he was studying chemical engineering at New York’s Pratt Institute”

It’s a sad commentary on the failures of “affirmative action” that this ignoramus was even deemed to have met whatever prerequisites exist for studying chemical engineering at the Pratt Institute.