This duck has a better health plan than a lot of people.
Ducks lay eggs.
Oh well I guess perinatal at Jackson Beach thought they’d take a quack at it!
Hope the attending doctor wasn’t a quake.
Is she going to have to pay her “out of network” fees?
Expensive hospital visit, but the duck said: “Just put it on my bill “
She is probably covered by Aflac Comprehensive Insurance.
Looks like mama duck and her ducklings were herded out of the hospital and into traffic.
That God it was not at a reproductive health clinic
We used to have ducks lay their eggs on the roof of my office building. People would go on the roof to smoke, see the ducklings and tell the doorman to call Animal Control. They would net the ducklings and mom, drive them to a nearby pond. If the ducklings hatched on the weekend, no one went up to the roof, the crows would get them.
One time, mom wasn’t caught. She somehow caught up with them after the kids went into the building and went for a ride.
Apparently, a few ducks did this each year. Dumb or smart?