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This duck has a better health plan than a lot of people.

1 posted on 03/29/2022 2:47:10 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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Ducks lay eggs.


2 posted on 03/29/2022 2:51:42 PM PDT by TribalPrincess2U
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Oh well I guess perinatal at Jackson Beach thought they’d take a quack at it!


3 posted on 03/29/2022 2:52:59 PM PDT by Samurai_Jack (This is not about hypocrisy, this is about hierarchy!)
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Hope the attending doctor wasn’t a quake.


6 posted on 03/29/2022 2:59:10 PM PDT by dblshot
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Is she going to have to pay her “out of network” fees?


9 posted on 03/29/2022 3:08:45 PM PDT by fini
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Expensive hospital visit, but the duck said: “Just put it on my bill “


10 posted on 03/29/2022 3:16:52 PM PDT by Fido969 (45 is Superman!)
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She is probably covered by Aflac Comprehensive Insurance.


13 posted on 03/29/2022 3:22:27 PM PDT by lee martell
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Looks like mama duck and her ducklings were herded out of the hospital and into traffic.


15 posted on 03/29/2022 3:35:20 PM PDT by TChad ("Joe, we should evacuate the civilians before the military. You understand that, right? Joe?")
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That God it was not at a reproductive health clinic


19 posted on 03/29/2022 5:49:12 PM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom Hi Dad)
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We used to have ducks lay their eggs on the roof of my office building. People would go on the roof to smoke, see the ducklings and tell the doorman to call Animal Control. They would net the ducklings and mom, drive them to a nearby pond. If the ducklings hatched on the weekend, no one went up to the roof, the crows would get them.

One time, mom wasn’t caught. She somehow caught up with them after the kids went into the building and went for a ride.

Apparently, a few ducks did this each year. Dumb or smart?


20 posted on 03/30/2022 9:49:28 PM PDT by Tymesup
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