““I still have to scrape the lead paint and put on a fresh coat for the nursery” he said. “But my lumbago is killing me! At least the kid’s birthdays are April 1st – that will be easy to remember as I get up there in age.”
Better get that lead paint removed- don’t want your kids growing up to be democrats
Already doomed as regards being Democrats. But till a darned good yarn for April Fool’s day.