Men, guard the heck out of your seed. Keep it to yourself.
Sorry babe, you’re not safe, if you’re not on the pill, then I’m looking else where for a dick mitten. No abortion no woody, thanks for the memories. Wearing a rubber having sex is like a rain coat in a down pour, lots of noise but not wet and warm. Hell, I can jerk off for that and not leave my apartment.
The Rules:
Gentlemen: Only ever stick it in your wife.
Ladies: Only ever spread 'em for your husband.