“…Rothgerber [6], for example, found this distinction helpful in explaining how vegetarian pet owners handled the psychological consequences of living with meat-eating pets…”
There's plenty there to enjoy.
This is how I would have lampooned these groups. I would hope I could have pulled this off.
“Suggestive of their radicalism, vegans indicated that their diet is more of a lifestyle than a diet [8], and for some, these convictions run so strong they refuse sexual intimacy with non-vegans [17].”
Interesting that a vegan would think that owning a slave (their pet) would be okay. They won’t wear leather or eat meat, but keeping a dog caged up in a yard or their house is okay.
I guess oral sex is out for vegans as well.