Perhaps they should not have made it from earwax collected from the prison camps.
Museum wax, although usually used to hold things in place
It’s so hot the trees are whistling for the dogs.
It’s so hot granny broke wind just to have a little breeze.
It’s so hot I saw a cop chasing a thief and they were both walking.
It’s so hot that you can’t make a chili dog.
It's so hot, I saw a guy with a sign that said, "Will work for shade."
It’s so hot you discover that it only takes 2 fingers to drive your car.
It’s so hot ice pops are melting in the freezer.
It’s so hot that I have taken to leaving the toilet seat up just to get those chilling, icy stares from my wife.
It’s so hot that hot water now comes out of both taps.
It’s so hot my thermometer goes up to “Are you kidding me?”
It’s so hot you can wash and dry your clothes at the same time.
It’s so hot I saw the Devil in Wal-Mart buying an air conditioner.
Where's Rodney Dangerfield when you really need him... :)