New York’s favorite things
apologies to Julie Andrews
Muslim assassins and polio in sewers
Darwin awardees who fetch keys and get skewered
Jewellers detained for defending their bling
These are a few of my favorite things
People who get pushed to their death from the trains
Firemen and cops who get shot in the brains
Infected people released from Sing Sing
These are a few of my favorite things
Teachers more stupid than their stupid students
Crack addicts more numerous than the millions of rodents
Epstein suicided rather than tell us of flings
These are a few of my favorite things
When the taxes bite
When the rent stings
When I’m feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don’t feel so bad
Which reminds me...
When young Salman Rushdie was a kid he was asked "What want to be when you grow up?"
He replied "I think I'll take a stab at being a writer..."