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Stephen King Estate Reveals He Died Years Ago And His Twitter Account Is Being Run By A Mentally Ill, Glue-Sniffing Parrot With Tourette's
The Babylon Bee ^ | August 12, 2022 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 08/13/2022 2:19:26 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Yall at the Bee got me again
I need to slow it down


21 posted on 08/13/2022 4:06:50 PM PDT by waterhill (Resist)
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To: Salty Longshanks

I’ve eaten at the Eagle’s Nest Restaurant in Brewer.

Nice area!


22 posted on 08/13/2022 4:12:57 PM PDT by ConservativeMind (Trump: Befuddling Democrats, Republicans, and the Media for the benefit of the US and all mankind.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Not sure if this is Stephen King or Rob Reiner.


23 posted on 08/13/2022 4:14:09 PM PDT by TigersEye (The Democrat Party is criminal, unAmerican and illegitimate )
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

And then the parrot landed on his keyboard and, after a few minutes of jumping about, accidentally wrote a better ending to a story then any of King’s books.


24 posted on 08/13/2022 4:26:40 PM PDT by fr_freak ( )
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accidentally wrote a better ending to a story then any of King’s books
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Politics aside, the ending of the Dark Tower Series totally turned me on the guy.


25 posted on 08/13/2022 5:32:01 PM PDT by pa_dweller (Let's all go out for ice cream.)
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To: Salty Longshanks

Down east, deep in the 2nd Congressional district, in Meddybemps.
Been helping support LaPage to beat that goofy Austin Powers look-alike that’s presently governor.
FWIW, IF I saw King driving around, I’d automatically have to give him two 1-finger salutes and triple double-dog dare the crazy SOB to challenge em.
Raised here and spend the summers on the lake with family.


26 posted on 08/13/2022 5:37:10 PM PDT by lgjhn23 (Pray for America....)
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These books I believed I never thought ead was Tommy knockers, Langoliers and It

Space aliens, flying chewy things and a dead cosmic turtle along with space giant spider(not to forgot a teenage “”train”).

The man writes a good book but he can’t close it without a bad ending.


27 posted on 08/13/2022 6:00:33 PM PDT by RedMonqey
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Good one, Bee! 😂😂🤣🤣


28 posted on 08/13/2022 6:01:35 PM PDT by Allegra
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“I’ve eaten at the Eagle’s Nest Restaurant in Brewer.

Nice area!”

Eagle’s Nest is still going strong! How they manage to fit so many people in the place is still beyond me. ;)
The area is very nice, but we’re rapidly being overrun with transplants. Unless things drastically change in Augusta, and the 1st District, it’s only a matter of time before “all is lost” for the Pine Tree State. :(


29 posted on 08/14/2022 3:16:25 PM PDT by Salty Longshanks
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“Down east, deep in the 2nd Congressional district, in Meddybemps.
Been helping support LaPage to beat that goofy Austin Powers look-alike that’s presently governor.
FWIW, IF I saw King driving around, I’d automatically have to give him two 1-finger salutes and triple double-dog dare the crazy SOB to challenge em.
Raised here and spend the summers on the lake with family.”

Have you seen “Austin’s” new ad that runs on WLBZ? It’s sickening. She, and her Stepdaughters recreate a family photo from before her husband passed. All the while, “Austin” narrates with flowery language i.e. rainbows/unicorns about how everything in Maine is amazing under her watch, and all the magic we have to look forward to. Ick!
Lived here permanently since I was 10, been coming here to a family camp during the Summer months since I was 2, and my family has been here for generations. With that said, I guess the “purists” would still refer to me as a “Flatlander”! LOL ;)


30 posted on 08/14/2022 3:30:30 PM PDT by Salty Longshanks
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“..With that said, I guess the “purists” would still refer to me as a “Flatlander”! LOL...”
“Flatlander”....now that’s a term I’ve not heard since I was a kid. That’s what my dad use to call all those out-of-staters passing thru here on their way to Canada.
But I did see a couple of moronic Massholes the other day while fueling up with diesel. They had just driven across Rte. 9 from Bangor and pulled into the Irving station there at the Calais end of Rte. 9. They pulled in driving a convertible with the top down, they had just driven thru a 100 miles of some of the freshest air in the country......wearing masks!!!! LMAO. Yeah, they’d definitely qualify as “flatlanders” too.


31 posted on 08/14/2022 4:16:24 PM PDT by lgjhn23 (Pray for America....)
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