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US chess grandmaster furiously denies using ANAL BEADS to win match against world No.1 Magnus Carlsen - as Elon Musk cracks joke about the bizarre rumor
Daily Mail ^
| 9.14.2022
| Rachael Bunyan
Posted on 09/20/2022 8:32:55 PM PDT by libh8er
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To: libh8er
Sounds cheeky to me. Beading a grandmaster is no small colon but it does take some intestinal fortitude...
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posted on
09/20/2022 9:19:09 PM PDT
by
Boomer
( What's the difference between Nazi Germany in 1932 and the USA in 2022? 5k miles and 90 years.)
To: libh8er
... San Francisco-born ...Ah, well, that settles that!
So, how do the anal beads help his chess game?
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posted on
09/20/2022 9:20:51 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
(The Democrat Party is criminal, unAmerican and illegitimate )
To: Nifster
I love chess, but most of the grand masters are autistic sociopaths and narcissistic weirdos. People like that are too fragile to endure loss and adversity.
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posted on
09/20/2022 9:31:53 PM PDT
by
Levy78
(Reject modernity, embrace tradition. )
To: Charles Martel
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posted on
09/20/2022 9:34:48 PM PDT
by
gundog
( It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
To: libh8er
A new career possibility for Richard Gere perhaps.
To: libh8er
To: Charles Martel
"It's similar to when Biden's handlers tell him what to say in front of the cameras, except they use a tiny wireless earpiece instead of a vibrating buttplug. I think." *******************************************************
A vibrating buttplug would be too dangerous to use with Biden. Something could easily go very, very wrong right in front of the cameras.
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posted on
09/20/2022 9:55:38 PM PDT
by
Neanderthal
(Let's go, Brandon!)
To: libh8er
He’s from San Fran. Anything is possible.
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posted on
09/20/2022 10:16:18 PM PDT
by
vpintheak
(Live free, or die!)
To: Governor Dinwiddie
Did he orgasm on checkmate? LOL
To: Levy78
>>I love chess, but most of the grand masters are autistic sociopaths and narcissistic weirdos. People like that are too fragile to endure loss and adversity. That sure ain't Magnus!
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posted on
09/20/2022 10:32:02 PM PDT
by
Garth Tater
(September 11: The New Pearl Harbor -- on Rumble and Youtube)
To: Jonty30
How do you cheat at chess? All the pieces are on the board and in open view.What results do you suppose you would get if you googled "hidden computer cheat chess?"
Regards,
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posted on
09/20/2022 11:27:02 PM PDT
by
alexander_busek
(Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
To: libh8er
The anal bead guy (which I’m sure he loves as a reputation) isn’t just some schlub who walked in off the streets. He is a legitimate competitor in these big tournaments and didn’t cheat his way to sit on the other side of the chess board from Magnus. The game moves are recorded and folks can study tendencies and trends to work on strategies for specific players. One would assume that Carlsen is probably the most studied potential opponent in the world. Anal bead guy’s games at competitions are also recorded, and a statistical analysis of moves would present some good evidence, though not conclusive, of his playing style. All in all, it’s probably the most mainstream press that chess has gotten in years, and it’s all because of an imaginary sex toy.
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posted on
09/20/2022 11:38:59 PM PDT
by
jz638
To: alexander_busek
I wasn’t thinking of hidden ear pieces or any other device that might aid somebody to win.
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posted on
09/20/2022 11:42:58 PM PDT
by
Jonty30
(Some men want to see the world burn. It is they that want you to buy an electric car.)
To: Charles Martel
I think. Lol. I had a good belly laugh over that.
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posted on
09/21/2022 12:06:02 AM PDT
by
napscoordinator
(Trump/Hunter, jr for President/Vice President 2016 democratic )
To: libh8er
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posted on
09/21/2022 12:30:43 AM PDT
by
piasa
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To: libh8er
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posted on
09/21/2022 12:31:37 AM PDT
by
HKMk23
(https://youtu.be/LTseTg48568)
To: libh8er
I guess we are gonna have to resort to body cavity searches before every chess match.
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posted on
09/21/2022 7:04:24 AM PDT
by
Delta 21
(MAGA Republican is my pronoun.)
To: Neanderthal
It might liquify what’s left of his marbles.
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posted on
09/21/2022 7:21:58 AM PDT
by
telescope115
(Proud member of the ANTIFAuci movement. )
To: Delta 21
I guess I’ll say it before someone else does; it looks like he pulled that one out of his ass…
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posted on
09/21/2022 7:24:10 AM PDT
by
telescope115
(Proud member of the ANTIFAuci movement. )
To: libh8er
I innocently searched "anal beads" on the internet and now the Feds have a permanent record of my indiscretion.
To be used against me someday, I'm sure.
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posted on
09/21/2022 7:28:21 AM PDT
by
SamAdams76
(4,093,015 users on Truth Social)
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