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How to Prepare for a Pre-Dawn Visit From the FBI (humor)
American Thinker ^ | 26 Sep, 2022 | Pete McArdle

Posted on 09/26/2022 4:55:57 AM PDT by MtnClimber

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To: MtnClimber

Having money in a bank, or valuables in a safe deposit box, is so 1950’s.
Folks with a clue haven’t done either for a long time...this raid is the reason.


21 posted on 09/26/2022 8:56:49 AM PDT by Fireone (When they pry them from my cold, dead, unvaccinated hands.)
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To: mewzilla

That’s just the Tunnel Rat.


22 posted on 09/26/2022 9:30:02 AM PDT by mabarker1 ( (Congress- the opposite of PROGRESS!!! A fraud, a hypocrite, a liar. I'm a member of Congress !7)
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I’m thinking just a rat.


23 posted on 09/26/2022 9:35:17 AM PDT by mewzilla (We need to repeal RCV wherever it's in use and go back to dumb voting machines.)
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Highly Ridicules (What used to be Payroll and they should go back to that because they have too much power.) wanted a Detailed Job Description for Account Coding.
24 posted on 09/26/2022 9:49:16 AM PDT by mabarker1 ( (Congress- the opposite of PROGRESS!!! A fraud, a hypocrite, a liar. I'm a member of Congress !7)
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To: MtnClimber

The best preperation is to consume a can oe even several cans of beans and molasses the day before. This will give you the opportunity to accumulate gaseous emissions which are sure to imprss the FBI who take you into custody.

You will find that all requests to go to the bathroom will be taken seriously and you will not be interrogated for too long , once your innocence is established and you season the air in the interrogation room with the delightful “odeur de liberte.”

Remember, fart in their general direction and DO NOT let on YOU did it.


25 posted on 09/26/2022 10:20:15 AM PDT by Candor7 (ObamaFascism:https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html)
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“Can you come back in 10 min? I’ve got cookies in the oven”


26 posted on 09/26/2022 12:39:30 PM PDT by Zathras
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FBI Whistleblower: The Enemy Within

https://rumble.com/v1lil91-fbi-whistleblower-the-enemy-within.html

In this exclusive interview, Turning Point USA sits down with former FBI Special Agent, John Guandolo. This crucial conversation sheds light on the undiscussed network of jihadists and communists that have worked together to undermine America at its root for decades. From 9/11, to the Las Vegas shooting, to January 6, the Mar-a-Lago raid, Ray Epps, and the NSA – John tells truths that American intelligence agencies have long sought to deprive every American citizen of.

For years, Americans have failed to realize that our greatest enemy has not been an ocean away. Our adversaries are HERE on American soil - present within our institutions - and advising those who are sworn to represent us throughout the highest levels of our federal government. The most important battle being waged today is taking place WITHIN our intelligence agencies. The tyranny running rampant throughout the federal government cannot persist against the truth, which makes this a message they DON’T want you to hear.


27 posted on 09/26/2022 4:49:23 PM PDT by ExTexasRedhead
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